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LOST - Mother and Father
Gloria and Dennis Cooper - last seen in the St Leonards area, Summer 1975.
You left me behind, but I understand now and I've been really good and done well for myself and if you come back I won't be angry with you. Reward!!
CARS FOR SALE
design classic!1976 Austin Allegro. no tax or mot needed for this classic vehicle. (will need tractor)
Software 4 Sale!!
microsoft xp, adobe photoshop 7.5, dreamweaver mx, mac osx, director 11 and many more - full cd roms £10 each - unwanted xmas presents.
Family Pet Dog
easy boyFree to a (good) home. Alsation / Pitbull / Wolf(hound?) cross. Fully trained, extremely efficient guard dog, not so good with children, old people, females, other dogs or especially other pets. Wonderful companion.
Would Like 2 Meet
Introverted loner, some have called ugly, would like to meet open-minded, easy-going attractive, solvent blonde lady under 47 and 5ft 5 inches, possibly visually impaired. GSOH not necessary
Driving Lessons
latest vehicles user error driving lessons with editor in chief Angelo del Fuego - excellent for the incompetent. guarenteed pass (at some stage).
* W a n t e d *
Stuff about war. Guns, Knives, weapons generally, ammo, uniform, medals, looted booty, magazines, comics, videos, games, explosives, vehicles - Collector will collect.
Massive Carboot Sale
Bargains galore to be had for buyers and sellers - 2pm sharp!
Husband's Pornography Collection
Huge collection of porn. Magazines, dvds and videos, collected over many years - recently discovered in shed - 75
For Sale :: Christmas Tree
Get ready for next Christmas now! rarely used Xmas tree, complete with decorations and lights (not plugged in) 25
Train numbers for sale
Marriage forces sale of much sought after train number collection. Mostly out of midlands stations from early '70's to 2003.
Beautiful Family House
view of canal not shown
4 Beds, en-suite bathroomette, 'Kitchen'/diner, open fire heating, mature garden, garage/shed, no chain - may need some work for MOT - phone Ronnie at The Rose and Crown
girlfriend
Would someone like to go shopping with my girlfriend while I watch? high street, supermarket, b & q etc, genuine reason which I can't go into here.
Office Junior Required
Full time plus overtime(paid at undertime rate) Duties include tea-making, filing, typing, taking dictation, shorthand, reception and switchboard, HR, basic accountancy, pc and network maintenance, fault-finding, fact-finding, brainstorming, C++, ASP and Coldfusion programming, Oracle database administrator (9+ years experience) SQL, Flash, Photoshop, 3D Studio Max, Lotus Notes, Full driving Licence, non smoker, plumbing experience would be a plus £12,500 per annum - Woodside District Council is an equal opportunities employer.
FOR SALE
Large chest.bed and french dresser - will split. Suitable for open-minded male.
Weapons of Mass Distruction
Unused, boxed with full operating instructions and manuals. Buyer collects.
Table Tennis Table
Can be used as spare double bed, with mattress not supplied, net should be removed before use £15.
French Lessons
Beginners and advanced pupils. Also Greek.
Happy 30th Birthday Frank
what you looking at?
Keep smiling boy!
Fully grown kitten for sale
very large male cat - black/brown/white - better than it sounds. will make a good pet for someone who is very keen on cats large kittens. (one ear slightly missing)
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